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Van Inhalin
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Добавлен 10 ноя 2017
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Top Gear ~ Pagani Zonda F
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Top Gear ~ Ford Iosis
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Top Gear ~ Richard Burns
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Top Gear ~ Smoking Tires
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Top Gear ~ History of British Racing Green
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Top Gear ~ UK Reliability Survey
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Top Gear ~ Asian Car Names
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Top Gear ~ Top Gayer
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Top Gear ~ The New Mini
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Top Gear ~ Talon (RCV) Riot Control Vehicle
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Top Gear ~ Cool Wall
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Top Gear ~ Outdoor Toy Roundup
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Top Gear ~ Bentley Continental Flying Spur
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Top Gear ~ Aston Martin DBR9 lap time
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Top Gear ~ Aston Martin DBR9 lap time
Top Gear ~ Imbecile Humvee's through an Village
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Top Gear ~ Imbecile Humvee's through an Village
God bless u van n may jj forever be the legend the Hercules he is
The best Topgear awards they’ve done, I reckon.
That is Best Fiat panda version , until 2024.
The pagoda is the worst sl they should've gotten a r107
1:22 I genuinely thought he was about to start playing Erika
James may you are a legend
"Love the feel of the wind in your hat." --- Red Green
lets have clarkson do this again in another town. what do you think??
You are wrong with the fastest 4 door saloon in the world. 2004 S65 AMG does 327 km/h. Sorry :E
I’ve got the 2008 Prado 200k on the clock and off to the Alps again this year 1000mile fully loaded Caravan, Bikes, etc most reliable vehicle I’ve owned in 50 years of driving and as long as you keep it serviced it’s still a youngster in Prado terms
Morgan have always produced = 💩 Imagine choosing a Morgan over a noble
Anybody with a link to the full TG vid about this? Or was this it? I love TG and have never seen this.
That Cossie and that RS 🥵🥵😍😍
Goddamnit the best part is missing when it turns into the A-Team! :D
Prius was a complete success. When taxi fleets use them, proven reliability and performance. This was a hit peice. Course Jeremy is maga.
It got bad reputation because of the aftermarket alarm / immobilizer. It's actually quite a reliable car. Atleast compared to other similar vehicles, Ferrari, Lambo, etc.
Remap and its faster
Subarus are everywhere in Colorado Their 4 wheel drive and good ground clearance lends itself perfectly to the unpredictable weather patterns of the state. Outbacks in particular were probably the most popular family car for the state imo.
The original Audi Quattro wasn't that fast on asphalt to begin with, that's why the 037 demolished it.
Mazda mechanicals are not garbage like many other car brands. The idea of driving naked is also fascinating. 😂
We don't all get paid what you do mate so 350z Nismo it is!!!
1:50 WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Where can i watch thse old episodes
So out of touch with reality that many 911 owners also own a Boxster or a Cayman. Same car, one is a convertible, one is not, that's it!! Not to mention they share 90% of the same parts
I love my 55 amg.. still bad ass
"Get out the way" 😂
I just found the sample of the pink panter theme
*RIP Subaru Legacy/Liberty* *1989 - 2025* An underrated legend!
I’ve got a 1937 Chrysler Wimbledon. CRU945. Great car. My dad bought it for £35 in 1969 from a farmer in Abingdon. It had chickens living in it.
This is really tough. But having the privilege to sit in both. I’d say the Countach is much easier to drive. The Ferrari wasn’t comfortable & seemed like it would be uncomfortable to drive.
1:08 bro is going to the airport to hijack the plane💀
No body is gonna pay 70,000 for a honda…. Nowadays: type R models sell for 300,000 for original models
The CSL is a legend
really doesnt make sense how little we have progressed
Con mis 26, estoy encantado de tener un coche de jubilado 😂
All the cabrio cars normally too heavy cause of chassis.. Thats why lots of cabrio cars goes slow ...
The Prius gets better mpg the slower you go I just got a 2016 Prius and drove 550 miles in my last fill up while averaging almost 69 mpg. Also I was laughing out loud when Jeremy said children will jump in front of you since they can’t hear the car because I’ve had animals stand in front of the car since it’s so quite😂
Ah he’s sorely missed 😞
I actually really like the Rover and the Noble
1:50 years later the mustang is like go on to sell like hot cakes in the UK
Amazing game changer
Good thing about these things back in 05 06 was the price. I bought a 6 months old one in January 06 for £7500 in Florida that was 15000 dollars at 2 dollars to the pound. Got 2500 dollars knocked of by the dealership for cash. Was legend lime. Loved it looked awesome in the UK. Kept it a year and sold it to a Marbella gangster for 18000 pounds. Free motoring for a year and a good profit. Defected to Chevy now though 2019 Camaro SS, rented one in San Francisco would anialate my UK 2018 Mustang GT so it had to go
2:58 😂🤣😂🤣
ok I'm sold after hearing it has a decent stock sound system... gonna drive this until it needs a rebuild then turn it into a drift shit box 😂😂 They're also so damn cheap in my country because we import our cars from Japan, most sold are only just touching 100km
Damn Hammond looks so young...
Who's watching this after the country has been decimated by fifteen years of a Conservative government?
Bundle of sticks.
Too bad that collectors and selfish enthusiasts made these cars a luxury item...
I will not buy a Lamborghini if the door is is not what is knowing for then i can buy any other car
I think that automotive design consits of three things, the overall shape and proportions, the details and the least important the measures taken to keep the car up to date. I think that as we get used to seeing the car we start to forget about the latter, the sharp lines no longer stand out, we get used to them. They were a common trend in the early and mid 2000's, they were also a common point when criticizing the looks of the 5 series, But the important thing is that they dont interfere, but they are composed with the silhouette, and proportions to create the overall shape of the car we dont focus so much about the things that used stand out, we start to notice how the entirety works together to create a piece of art, and chris bangle knew this, he created a car that ages like wine its, it gets better with age i cant think of any other car designer or even designer that has done that, its unique and i belive that the 5 series deserves to be displayed in a museum. The new bmw's however are also radical but they dont make sense in their radicality they dont have proportions and things just looks off in them, this was never a thing in the e60, thats why they will never age as well. They also lack in details, the hoffmeister knik is less and less visible, the angel eyes are completely gone now and overall the car just seems more flat and less sculpted more decorated if you know what i mean, if you took all the features like grills and headlights from the g60 the car undearneath would be very bland comlared to the e60. This design is very unique.
Chris bangle is honestly the only designer who i can think of that has managed to achieve this, nearly all of his bmws from the 2000's age like fine wine, they were hated when they came out but now are loved and called things like beautiful and gorgeous and i agree i also like the chris bangle design it grows on me